Abgithetz Qwrashamenkegadikeshbamratztaghaqamamamnayaglepzeqsheqiayeth, who is also known as Rev. Guido Super DeLuxe, is an Enlightened Hindu Christian Dervish Buddhist Thelemic Tinite Antichrist Anarchist Tuba-Playing 狸 (タヌキ – Canis nyctereutes procyonoides) with a Brain Injury. He lives on the moon and makes his living selling illegally imported green cheese to unsuspecting tourists. Other occupations have included, but are not limited to High Priest of The First Internet Church of Tina Chopp Orthodox, software tester, dissident, agitator, musician, composer, decomposer, cult leader, printer, typographer, typesetter, graphic artist and designer, publisher, photographer, painter, sculptor, pipe-carver, locksmith, musical instrument repair technician, Christian minister, excentric, and Professional Frightener of Animals and Small Children (references available upon request). If you don’t understand that, you certanly won’t understand this, which is his raîson d’étre:
|Only loobies find excellence in these words.
It is thinkable that A is not-A; to reverse this is but to revert to the normal.
Yet by forcing the brain to accept propositions of which one set is absurdity, the other truism, a new function of brain is established.
Vague and mysterious and all indefinite are the contents of this new consciousness; yet they are somehow vital. By use they become luminous.
Unreason becomes Experience.
This lifts the leaden-footed Soul to the Experience of THAT of which Reason is the blasphemy.
But without that Experience these words are the Lies of a Looby.
Yet a Looby to thee, and a Booby to me, a Balassius Ruby to GOD, may be!
Frater Perdurabo on his ass
IMMORTALITY is a state of eternal life in which individual consciousness is retained even after transition from the physical life plane. It can be achieved through aligning one’s path with the creator to the extent that one becomes the creator.
SELF DISCIPLINE is necessary to overcome any patterns of behaviour that may be left over from animal incarnations, and to help the personality overcome the patterns of behaviour that are the result of human incarnations in order to accelerate the evolution of the personality from its animal and human states into a state of oneness with the creator.
Politically, this statement makes my day:
“We have become Nazi monsters in the eyes of the whole world – a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us… No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way or we’ll kill you.Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us – they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throat of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them.”
–Hunter S Thompson
Much as I hate to do this, an actual picture of me is available here.