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	<title>Scab of a nation, driven insane</title>
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	<description>the enlightened rantings of a brain damaged freak... procede at the risk of your sanity.</description>
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		<title>pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 04:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big Bois With Poise before my poi got tangled worried howie more]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="center"><a href="https://secure.flickr.com/photos/przxqgl/sets/72157629114845744/" target="_blank" title="Big Bois With Poise"><img src="https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5461/7213230216_1553260f52.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="313" alt="Big Bois With Poise"></a><br />Big Bois With Poise</p>
<p><a href="https://secure.flickr.com/photos/przxqgl/sets/72157629114845744/" target="_blank" title="before my poi got tangled... 8/"><img src="https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5080/7213232918_84eb135c67.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="313" alt="before my poi got tangled... 8/"></a><br />before my poi got tangled</p>
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		<title>the AGT bullshit is finished&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/16/the-agt-bullshit-is-finished/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[well, we were on america&#8217;s got talent last night&#8230; for about 10 seconds. they showed a montage of the entire group performing, the entire group getting put out, a closeup of myron, and sharon osbourne saying it&#8217;s &#8220;silly&#8221; with howard stern saying &#8220;she&#8217;s married to ozzy osbourne and she thinks it&#8217;s silly&#8221;&#8230; and that was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well, we <i>were</i> on america&#8217;s got talent last night&#8230; for about 10 seconds. they showed a montage of the entire group performing, the entire group getting put out, a closeup of myron, and sharon osbourne saying it&#8217;s &#8220;silly&#8221; with howard stern saying &#8220;she&#8217;s married to ozzy osbourne and she thinks it&#8217;s silly&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p>and that was it.</p>
<p>hardly worth it for all of the hassles we had to go through with the fire marshall, and everything else&#8230; but we did get a three-day trip to san francisco, for us and twelve boxes of gear that had to be shipped by land because it was flammable, that had all expenses except food, paid&#8230;</p>
<p>and now we can truthfully claim that we&#8217;ve been on a nationally televised reality show&#8230;</p>
<p>so i guess it evens out somewhere.</p>
<p>supposedly there&#8217;s a DVD of it somewhere. i&#8217;ll probably cut out the &#8220;important&#8221; part and post it, when i figure out whether it even exists or not.</p>
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		<title>more AGT bullsh!t</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/14/more-agt-bullsht/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 02:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[according to our &#8220;spies&#8221; on the east coast, we&#8217;re actually not going to be on America&#8217;s Got Talent today, and they also inform us that the san francisco auditions are listed as being tomorrow (i.e. tuesday). now i can attest to the fact that we are dealing with a very avaricious and kniving bunch of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>according to our &#8220;spies&#8221; on the east coast, we&#8217;re actually <i>not</i> going to be on America&#8217;s Got Talent today, and they also inform us that the san francisco auditions are listed as being <i>tomorrow</i> (i.e. tuesday).</p>
<p>now i can attest to the fact that we are dealing with a very avaricious and kniving bunch of theives at NBC, and they have <i>already demonstrated</i> their ability to play fast and loose with the truth, when necessary, to accomplish whatever nefarious ends they have in mind, so it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me at all to discover that there&#8217;s a different schedule for east coast and west coast, or something like that, but, at this point, <i>i <b>don&#8217;t know</b></i> and the only advice i can offer is to watch more tee-vee&#8230;</p>
<p>bleh. <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>AGT alert!</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/13/agt-alert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 23:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[we just found out (so, sorry for the short notice, it couldn&#8217;t be helped) that we ARE going to be on the America&#8217;s Got Talent &#8220;Rejects&#8221; edition, TOMORROW. anybody know how to digitally &#8220;tape&#8221; a television show? if you do, send me email. the sooner, the better.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="alignleft"><img src="http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/180x540_we-auditioned.jpg" alt="we auditioned for America&#039;s Got Talent (and failed to pass the audition)" title="we auditioned for America&#039;s Got Talent (and failed to pass the audition)" width="180" height="540" /></span>we <i>just</i> found out (so, sorry for the short notice, it couldn&#8217;t be helped) that we <b>ARE</b> going to be on the <a class="html" href="http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/" target="_blank">America&#8217;s Got Talent</a> &#8220;Rejects&#8221; edition, <b>TOMORROW</b>.</p>
<p>anybody know how to digitally &#8220;tape&#8221; a television show? if you do, send me email. the sooner, the better. <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>also&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/11/also-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snake Suspenderz at The Can Can in Seattle, WA on 120617&#8230; i would say &#8220;get yer tickets now&#8221; but they&#8217;re not actually on sale yet&#8230; get yer tickets soon would probably be more accurate.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><big><b><a class="html" href="http://snakesuspenderz.com/2012/05/snake-suspenderz-at-the-can-can-in-seattle-wa-on-061712/" target="_blank">Snake Suspenderz at The Can Can in Seattle, WA on 120617</a></b></big>&#8230; i would say &#8220;get yer tickets now&#8221; but they&#8217;re not actually on sale yet&#8230; get yer tickets <i>soon</i> would probably be more accurate. <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>on the other hand&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/11/on-the-other-hand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[unlike the players&#8217; shock and awe earlier in the year, the moisture festival check arrived today, and while it is truly impressive, there isn&#8217;t anywhere near as much of it as there was for the players &#8212; and what i did get paid was for 16 &#8220;shares&#8221;, four for snake suspenderz and the rest for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>unlike <a href="http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/02/13/talk-about-shock-and-awe/" target="_blank">the players&#8217; shock and awe</a> earlier in the year, the moisture festival check arrived today, and while it is truly impressive, there isn&#8217;t <i>anywhere <b>near</b></i> as much of it as there was for the players &#8212; and what i <i>did</i> get paid was for 16 &#8220;shares&#8221;, four for snake suspenderz and the rest for the fremont phil&#8230; and, if i recall correctly, it&#8217;s very close to, if not exactly the same as the amount that i was paid for 14 shares <i>last</i> year&#8230; grumble, mutter&#8230; although, even despite all my grumbling and muttering, i&#8217;m still going to contribute $100 to their &#8220;star&#8221; program, for the 10th anniversary moisture festival, next year.</p>
<p>now it&#8217;s time to focus my attention on creating a new Ganesha The Car&#8230; <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>woo&#8230; 8/</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/09/woo-8-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 19:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama Comes Out for Same-Sex Marriage &#8211; when he comes out in favour of legalising pot, i&#8217;ll be interested&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><big class="html"><b><a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/05/09/obama-comes-out-for-same-sex-marriagebut-his-evolution-is-incomplete" target="_blank">Obama Comes Out for Same-Sex Marriage</a></b></big> &#8211; when he comes out in favour of legalising pot, i&#8217;ll be interested&#8230; <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#x2639;</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/08/7704/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 17:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maurice Sendak &#8211; the Seattle Opera went from their &#8220;normal&#8221; sets to the sets designed by Maurice Sendak for The Nutcracker in 1983. ezra was in the production starting in about 1988, and actually got to meet him&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><big class="html"><b><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/09/books/maurice-sendak-childrens-author-dies-at-83.html?_r=1&#038;hp&#038;pagewanted=print" target="_blank">Maurice Sendak</a></b></big> &#8211; the Seattle Opera went from their &#8220;normal&#8221; sets to the sets designed by Maurice Sendak for <a class="html" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nutcracker" target="_blank">The Nutcracker</a> in 1983. ezra was in the production starting in about 1988, and actually got to meet him&#8230;</p>
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		<title>i think i&#8217;m healthy again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/07/i-think-im-healthy-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 01:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this morning, i got up and took ganesha the car to the place where it&#8217;s going to get its brakes fixed. i took my bike, and rode most of the way home. along the way, i was a terrorist and took pictures of the massive sculpture at the north end of the runways&#8230; seriously, i [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="alignleft"><a href="http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/downsized_0507121124.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/downsized_0507121124-300x225.jpg" border="0" alt="120507 airport sculpture" title="120507 airport sculpture" width="300" height="225" /></a></span>this morning, i got up and took ganesha the car to the place where it&#8217;s going to get its brakes fixed. i took my bike, and rode most of the way home. along the way, i was a terrorist and took pictures of the massive sculpture at the north end of the runways&#8230; seriously, i was expecting some jack-booted thugs at any moment, despite the fact that i was well outside their &quot;security theater&quot;, simply because of the fact that i was taking pictures of the runway.<span class="alignright"><a href="http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0507121135.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0507121135-300x225.jpg" border="0" alt="120507 terrorist photo" title="120507 terrorist photo" width="300" height="225" /></a></span> but the important part is that, while there was some coughing, it was directly related to my inhalation of burning cannabis, and wasn&#8217;t because it was happening randomly. now, i have to admit that i didn&#8217;t ride <i>all</i> the way home, i did ride the distance between <a class="html" href="http://g.co/maps/pt7pn" target="_blank">burien and the south-east end of tukwilla, international boulevard</a> &#8211; about 5 miles &#8211; where i got on an &quot;A route&quot; bus, which i rode to the <a class="html" href="http://g.co/maps/agv6j" target="_blank">federal way transit center, and from there, i rode home</a> &#8211; another 6 miles or so. it was close enough &#8211; i actually rode past the station on my way to 170th, where i got on the bus &#8211; that i seriously considered the option of taking the train into downtown seattle, where i would probably have ridden out to mercer island and gotten a ride home from my sweetie, but then i realised that i had a dog that needed to be let out waiting at home, and monday is the day moe goes to classes after her work, and doesn&#8217;t get home until later, so i decided on a more direct route home.</p>
<p>but the important part is that i was able to do it without feeling more than ordinarily exhausted, and without coughing. it&#8217;s a good sign. <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>cursed, blessed moisture festival, anyway&#8230; <img src='http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>fumdiddle</title>
		<link>http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2012/05/05/fumdiddle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 21:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>przxqgl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i went to olympia last night, to play with The Fighting Instruments of Karma Marching Chamber Band/Orchestra, which i have determined, is a majority of my karass. i have only become more convinced of this as time goes on: i have played with about 90% of these people, in one form or another (but, specifically, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="alignright"><img src="http://hybridelephant.com/przxqgl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Olympia-NOTC-benefit-show-2012-194x300.jpg" alt="Olympia NOTC benefit show 2012" title="Olympia NOTC benefit show 2012" width="194" height="300" /></span>i went to olympia last night, to play with <a class="html" href="http://www.chautauqua.org/band.html" target="_blank">The Fighting Instruments of Karma Marching Chamber Band/Orchestra</a>, which i have determined, is a majority of my <a class="html" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karass" target="_blank">karass</a>. i have only become more convinced of this as time goes on: i have played with about 90% of these people, in one form or another (but, specifically, <b>not</b> as &#8220;The Fighting Instruments of Karma Marching Chamber Band/Orchestra&#8221;) for the past 35 years or so. i have played with them in bellingham, lummi island, port townsend, mount vernon, and seattle, in groups like the Ballard Sedentary Sousa Band, The Fremont Philharmonic, Snake Suspenderz, The Skagit County Community Band, The Stairway Jam and a number of other groups. and, as a karass is &#8220;a group of people who do God&#8217;s will without ever discovering what they are doing&#8221;, i think use of the word &#8220;karass&#8221; is a most excellent and absolutely appropriate use of the word to describe this group of people, and their relationship to me. last night&#8217;s show also featured The Mud Bay Jugglers, Joey Pippia, The Scuff and Al Show, Citizens Band, The Tallhouse Arts Consortium, The Juggling Jollies, Justincredible, Della Moustachella, and (special guests) the <b><i>ORIGINAL(!!!)</i></b> Flying Karamazov Brothers, Dmitry, Smerdyakov and Fyodor&#8230; and i also saw my very good friends from bellingham, Karl Meyer and Stephan Freeman, the son of <a href="http://przxqgl.hybridelephant.com/2011/10/01/so-i-went-to-bellingham-yesterday/" target="_blank">Kenyth Freeman</a>.</p>
<p>as i have said before, if i had the opportunity to move my entire life (including my workshop), wholesale, to <a class="html" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellingham,_Washington" target="_blank">bellingham</a>, without having to worry about what i was leaving behind, or where to put things when i got there, i would be there in a second.</p>
<p>(and, if any of my band-mates happen to be reading this, i <i>definitely</i> <b>would</b> make the trip to seattle (or wherever) to maintain my current membership in whatever band they may be worried about. i live in the middle of bum-fuck, nowhere, <i>currently</i>, and it doesn&#8217;t affect my ability to drive into seattle to busk, or do paying gigs, or even rehearse, so i don&#8217;t know why you imagine that if i lived in bellingham, it would be any different.)</p>
<p>i found a reliable, honest mechanic that will fix my brakes for <i>A LOT</i> less than the $800 than i was quoted <a href="http://wp.me/s1HTNk-7679" target="_blank">a few days ago</a>: $300 to $500 qualifies as &#8220;a lot less&#8221; doesn&#8217;t it? and i suppose it really doesn&#8217;t matter that the guy who actually <i>is</i> going to fix my car is the father-in-law of my wife&#8217;s boss, does it? it seems a bit like nepotism, but the difference in price is enough to make me tend to ignore such things&#8230;</p>
<p>i still have a cough, but it has been going away, gradually. i actually went the entire night without coughing last night. i still feel exausted at night, and i&#8217;m sleeping more than usual, but that&#8217;s at least partially because of the fact that i was at a show until around midnight last night.</p>
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