The Church of Tina Chopp is pleased to announce yet another
PUBLIC RITUAL VEGETABLE SACRIFICE
yes, it’s happening again, and this time i’m preparing for it early, since
last year was such a disaster (in more ways than you think).
the date is
SUNDAY, the 17th of OCTOBER, 2004 at 1:00 pm
please bring the following:
0. AN OPEN MIND!!!
if you don’t approve of bizarre rituals involving vegetable sacrifice and
snake worship, do something else that day. if you show up and cause problems,
we’re not responsible for what happens.
(the following are suggested, not required)
1. YOUR OWN VEGETABLE TO SACRIFICE!
we will be supplying at least one pumpkin, but it’s always more fun when other
people are involved.
(yes, there is no 2nd thing to bring to the sacrifice… we know that)
3. THE TIME AND ABILITY TO CLIMB APPROXIMATELY 1/2 MILE UP A STEEP TRAIL IN
the site is located at eXit-38 off I-90, east of fall city. for more details,
see the web site:
RSVPs are nice, but not necessary, however if you RSVP and then don’t show up,
you’ll be banished to safeway for the rest of eternity. we know who you are.
we hope to see you there!