—————-
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
Info
Meta
-
RSS
-
Blogroll
previous
2009 11 07





{ 2 } Comments
When I saw this sticker at the Market, it caught my eye special because I (mis)took ‘Google’ to possibly be in some adjectival or abverbial usage in this phrase, ergo modifying ‘Ukulele Hobbit’ (i.e. “…WHICH kind of Ukulele Hobbit? A GOOGLE Ukulele Hobbit!”) — rather than being ‘Google’ in the verb form usage, and thus in some commanding tense or whatever it is; (i.e., the whole, three-word sticker telling me, in fact, to DO some Googling, with my ‘you’ understood).
That was funny! Now I want to hear some kinda recordings, having Googled. Any suggestions?
Oh, wait… this will work. Thanks!
http://www.howlinhobbit.com/music.php