OFFICIAL ANNOUCEMENT OF THE
PUBLIC RITUAL VEGETABLE SACRIFICE
9 October, 2005, 1:00 pm, eXit-38
now last year, i was _THE ONLY PERSON_ to show up for the public ritual vegetable sacrifice, so unless you have extenuating circumstances that prevent your attending (with the exception of those Tinites who live in other states) i expect to see you in attendance, otherwise bad things could happen… like a cancellation of future vegetable sacrifices all together. you have been warned.
you are encouraged to organise a local vegetable sacrifice if you can’t make it to the official recognised one! you can use use our guidelines if you don’t know where to start, or make it up as you go along, we don’t care. take pictures and we’ll even post them on our web site if we like them. 8)
yeah i got your email, but i’m totally three time zones away. could we organize a local vegetable sacrifice over here in the east? because i’m all about vegetable sacrifices man, but you know, i’m dealing with limited resources here.