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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Przxqgl!

  1. Przxqgl is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  2. Przxqgl is the smallest of Jupiter’s many moons!
  3. Przxqgl has a memory span of three seconds!
  4. The liquid inside przxqgl can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  5. Przxqgl is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
  6. Przxqgl cannot swim.
  7. Originally, przxqgl could not fly.
  8. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed przxqgl would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
  9. The horns of przxqgl are made entirely from hair.
  10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of przxqgl in 1504, after eighteen months work.
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moe just called from denver… 8)

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  1. actually, i was thinking that the fact that they ate you was the reason why they now disapprove of bush, as though it were contagious or something…

    also, it’s pretty awesome that you can actually feed 52% of americans… people made a big thing about jesus feeding a mere 3000 people with a loaf of bread and two fish, but this is much more impressive, especially since you’re still here to talk about it… 8)

  2. Do you think that those people who disapprove with Bush would eat me so that I finally shut up?

    😛

  3. or, even more obvious… you know that most cell phones now have a GPS transponder in them, right? but what about other things? ipods, gameboys… just about anything that has electronics in it could also have a GPS transponder and you probably wouldn’t know until the cops showed up at your door because you were abusing your toaster…

    i begin to see what the luddites are so upset about…

  4. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4614598.stm

    check this out then. my views :

    With various big brother tactics found out, chips in mobile phones, etc. Should we be worried about a unit that is supposed to only receive?

    Is this a piece of spyware monitoring the viewers viewing habits and it went wrong and sent that SOS?

    had an ET been trying to modify it to ring home?

    whatever it is, this is the modern day “miracle” of the technological times

  5. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zaphod beeblebrox!

    1. Research indicates that zaphod beeblebrox will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
    2. Zaphod beeblebrox are the world’s largest rodent!
    3. Forty percent of the world’s almonds and twenty percent of the world’s peanuts are used in the manufacture of zaphod beeblebrox.
    4. Zaphod beeblebrox can not regurgitate.
    5. Grapes explode if you put them inside zaphod beeblebrox!
    6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear zaphod beeblebrox had to pay a special zaphod beeblebrox tax.
    7. Pacman was originally called zaphod beeblebroman.
    8. Zaphod beeblebrox can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
    9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become zaphod beeblebrox on New Year’s Day!
    10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and zaphod beeblebrox.
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    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zaphod beeblebrex!

    1. Zaphod beeblebrex is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
    2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted zaphod beeblebrex!
    3. The first domain name ever registered was zaphod beeblebrex.com.
    4. Marie Antoinette never said ‘let them eat cake’ – this is a mistranslation of ‘let them eat zaphod beeblebrex’!
    5. Tradition allows women to propose to zaphod beeblebrex only during leap years!
    6. White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain zaphod beeblebrex.
    7. Zaphod beeblebrex is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
    8. Bananas don’t grow on trees – they grow on zaphod beeblebrex.
    9. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and zaphod beeblebrex are all berries!
    10. If you lace zaphod beeblebrex from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
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    just goes to support my theory that these things are really a subtle way of collecting our IP address and other unknowable things about us without having to torture us to do so… 8/

  6. yeah, i get the picture… the answers are the same regardless of what you pick. it’s strange that they would include the option of changing a variable that makes no difference in the result… probaby just to throw you off course…

    also, for that matter, the answers are the same for every username, every time you do it – although they’re somewhat different for different usernames – which makes me think that there’s probably some sort of arcane algorithm that is used for determining what the answers will be, instead of just randomly picking 10 answers, sticking the username in wherever it’s appropriate.

  7. well, you know i wouldn’t make a mistake as silly as that! i did pick the default “him”

    thats whats so worrying! you stick my username in to see the results and if it gives you exactly what it presented me with you’d understand!

  8. did you see the drop-down menu after the place where you enter your username that says “her” as a default? if you change that to “him”, you might get different results… or maybe not…

    i wonder what that drop-down menu is for if it doesn’t set the gender of the person taking the quiz… 8/

  10. hmmmm… that’s almost the same percentage as the number of americans who currently disapprove of bush for one reason or another… coincidence?

  11. ok, i put my username in and several of the answers seemed to suggest i was a woman instead of a man, that i get “used” by men that have to wash their hands afterwards amd something about even birds “sleeping” in me.

    i am not some object to be used and abused sexually!! 🙂

  13. One of my answers on that quiz was that 52 procent of americans actually eat me.

    I really didn’t like that at all!

    *grins*

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