Is it a miracle that Colwich man survived? – i don’t know… is it a miracle that i survived? if it was a miracle for him, then it was for me as well, and vice versa, regardless of what the religious bigwigs say.
i heard of a group of people at a local university who had devoted their lives to the academic study of ancient egyptian plumbing… they’re called pharaoh faucet majors.
farrah fawcett died today of anal cancer. she was 62.
also, michael jackson (michael jackson, michael jackson) is dead… finally! now all we have to do is hope someone doesn’t bring him back as a real zombie.