the 16th annual moisture festival starts tomorrow. i am playing in the following performances:

ETA: i have been offered another fluffing spot, thursday, march 21st, at 6:30 pm. thanks, stuart! 😉👍

• thursday, march 14th, 6:30pm to 7:15pm – fluffing
• thursday, march 21st, 6:30pm to 7:15pm – fluffing
• friday, march 22nd, 10:30pm – snake suspenderz
• saturday, march 23rd, 10:30pm – snake suspenderz
• wednesday, march 27th, 7:30pm – fremont philharmonic
• thursday, march 28th, 7:30 pm – fremont philharmonic
• friday, march 29th, 7:30pm & 10:30pm – fremont philharmonic
• saturday, march 30th, 3:00pm, 7:30pm & 10:30pm – fremont philharmonic
• sunday, march 31st, 3:00pm & 7:30pm – fremont philharmonic

which amounts to:

• 2019, 13 shares…
• 2018, 11 shares, $330 – $30 per share
• 2017, ?? shares, $480
• 2016, 15 shares, $600 – $45 per share
• 2015,
• 2014,
• 2013, 14 shares, $490 – $35 per share
• 2012, 16 shares, $720 – $45 per share
• 2011, 14 shares…

this year, the SANCApators get two weeks… they didn’t even ask us, AGAIN (fuckers), which makes me wonder, once again, if they’re trying to edge us out. last year, and the year before that, it was the naked truth that had two weeks… what, do they not even remember that it was The Fremont Philharmonic Orchestra, AND NOBODY ELSE the first year of the moisture festival? do they not even remember that, if it hadn’t been for the fact that we just happened to be “hanging around” back stage when they discovered — AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT — that they didn’t have a band, the second night of the first moisture festival, that they WOULDN’T have had a band, the second night of the moisture festival!?!?!? 😠

but if someone were to mention it, then the likelyhood is VERY high that we wouldn’t have ANY performances in the next moisture festival… 😒

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(fuckers) 😠