i don’t normally do this, but…

this is so over-the-top ridiculous that there has to be an exception this time…

McDonald’s announces a drink made of Shrek-jizz.

Mint Shrek-Jizz monstrosity

yeah…

not as if i ate at McD’s regularly (or irregularly) anyway, but this doesn’t encourage me in the least. it is either going to be good for business in a way that they probably haven’t realised yet, or it won’t last very long and they won’t know what you’re talking about once it’s gone…

i wonder how long it’s going to be before someone makes a bukkake joke and ruins it for everyone…

4 thoughts on “i don’t normally do this, but…”

  1. you’re a parent, so the confusion is totally understandable, but one way or the other, i find the whole concept the opposite of appetising…

  2. I’ve seen this already and jizz wasn’t what sprang to mind. Substance from an exit to the rear of that was what I thought. But I found the idea just about as enticing as you did so we weren’t far apart.

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