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varoom???

so i’ve been indulging, recently, in baiting scammers (a PHENOMENALLY ENORMOUS waste of time, but whatever)… and the thing i really wonder is why they get so mad when i call them out… like, I am the one doing the wrong thing, here… never mind that what they’re TRYING to do is illegal and immoral (i’m not sure about fattening), and they should be tossed in jail for the rest of their natural born days… 😠 they cuss me out and say the most nasty things about me, and then they hang up before i get to ask them why they feel that way about me! 🤷

i’ve currently got 1,269 “unknown” numbers BLOCKED in my phone, which hasn’t slowed them down in the slightest. i got a spam text message, this morning, from “Morocco”, to get “Apple tech support”, for an “unauthorized P0rnhub.com purchase”, gave me a REALLY SKETCHY LOOKING URI to click on (which, significantly, was NOT “apple dot com”, but “luminous-cassata-02fac0 dot netify dot app” 🙄), or wanted me to call a number in Honolulu, Hawai’i. when i called that number, this happened:

they all start out the same. the mark sucker patsy OTHER PARTICIPANT says “Thank you for calling Apple support, my name is Kevin (or whatever), how can I help you today?”

salamandir: Hi Kevin, I’m wondering if you can tell me what it feels like to steal money from people?

Kevin: Go fuck yourself, mother fucker, son of a bitch!

to employ an aphorism from the ’70s, “well EXCUUUUUUUUUSE me!!!” 🙄

UPD

it’s weird… i can login using my linux box, but for some reason, i CAN’T login on my tablet, despite entering the same password, and my authenticator app LIVES ON my tablet… i think, ultimately, it’s going to take turning off 2FA, and then turning it back on, but i don’t want to do that… yet. 😒

260217 - Cookie Monster, Oscar The Grouch, Bert, Ernie
260217 – Cookie Monster, Oscar The Grouch, Bert, Ernie
we got two new budgies to go with our two less-new budgies. we’re naming them after characters on sesame street, because two of them (ernie and bert) “interact with the public” — i.e. they are “clinic pets” at the clinic monique works at — so calling them tony and tommy was… less desirable. 😉
260219 - Bert, Ernie, Oscar The Grouch, Cookie Monster
260219 – Bert, Ernie, Oscar The Grouch, Cookie Monster
the new ones are oscar and cookie monster — green and blue — to go with ernie and bert — “violet” (which looks blue to me) and yellow — and i’ve actually got sesame street finger puppets from when i was, probably, 10 to 12 years old…so, now we have a whole flock of budgies, which is good, because budgies live in flocks (in australia) in the wild, so that helps.

i’ve got another flare-up of “smoldering” diverticulitis. i recognise the symptoms in time to go get medication for it without going to the hospital, now, but it royally sucks having constant diarrhea. fortunately, unlike the last time, i am NOT in the middle of a performance, and my circus and unicycle classes are on break this week, so the “have to be out in public” parts of it are a lot less, but it doesn’t make it even the slightest bit more tolerable. 😒

the mornings full of spam text messages are back in full swing: anywhere from three to ten spam text messages between 06:00 and 11:00 or so, about 5 days out of 7. i now have over 1,200 blocked phone numbers on my phone, but that doesn’t stop ’em from coming up with new ones, every single day. and, i’m sorry to say that, at least they’ve got one thing right: americans, by and large, are the dumbest people i have ever met, and, if it is possible, i’m pretty sure they WOULD give scammers their money of their own accord, because, no kidding, folks, these scams are THE MOST OBVIOUS… messages from “8P-P-le Support” and “Ap-p-le support”, messages that contain the words “PrivacY, PoliCY”, messages from “Apple” with return addresses in Cork, Ireland, and a phone number in Rosco, Illinois, messages that claim “Your Apple ID was used at CHILD PORNOGRAPHY WEB SITE” which assure me that “Your IP will be BLACK LISTED SOON”, the person answering the “Apple support” line telling me that his name is “James T. Kirk”… the worst are the messages allegedly from “PayPal” which don’t address me by my full name, which is one of the things legitimate PayPal does to assure you that it is not a spam-scam. seriously! have you EVER known paypal to CALL YOU??? jeez! 🙄

one would really think that people would get the idea, eventually… 🙄

i’m reporting every single one to the phone company, apple, and the federal government, but none of them has resulted in THE SLIGHTEST decrease in their occurrence. 😒

finally, here’s some relatively new art:

260214 the deception pass bridge
260214 the deception pass bridge