this morning i got a scam text message that looked like this (copied directly from text, all capitalisations, spacing, and punctuation as in the original):

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app=le
We noticed a 243.49 order from the @p-ple Store on your account. if you did not authorize this,please connect +1(830)302-1293 for assistanc

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who, in their right (or even their WRONG) mind would believe, even for a second, that this is actually a legitimate message???

so, naturally, i called the number and asked them what it feels like to steal peoples’ money.

their response?

“FUCK OFF”

gee, do you think they may know it’s a scam, too?